swimmeralltheway:

Dear one-year-old brother,

You are staring right at me. I can see you taking that chocolate chip cookie. Yes, even though you are slowly backing away, I can still see you. No, putting it into your mouth and chewing as slowly as you can does not help. Ah ha! Finally noticed I caught you, didn’t you? Wait, what are you…? Oh, this cookie is for me? Is this our agreement not to tell mom?

Sincerely, you fit right into the family!

LOL!